How do you know there’s a girl singer as a patient
on the intensive care unit?
She’s the only one asking for more reverb on the monitor.
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A chick singer is always calling tunes in strange keys.
One day during a rehearsal the piano player in the band
has had enough:
Pianist:
Why the heck do you want to sing the tune in D?
Why not take it up a half step and do it in Eb?
Singer: Eb? Isn’t that faster?
How does a singer change a light bulb?
She stands on a chair, takes hold of the bulb,
and waits for the whole world to revolve around her.
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Bandleader: ‘Can you sing from sheet music?’
Singer: ‘Of course, but not the first time.’
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What is the difference between a vocalist and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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What do a vocalist and a terrorist have in common?
They both blow bridges.
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Why is a bad singer like a bomb?
Because when you hear it it’s too late.
