How do you know there’s a girl singer as a patient on the intensive care unit? She’s the only one asking for more reverb on the monitor. _______________________________________________ A chick singer is always calling tunes in strange keys. One day during a rehearsal the piano player in the band has had enough: Pianist: Why the heck do you want to sing the tune in D? Why not take it up a half step and do it in Eb? Singer: Eb? Isn’t that faster? How does a singer change a light bulb? She stands on a chair, takes hold of the…