Q: What’s the difference between a trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? A: I don’t know either. Q: What do you do if you see a bleeding trumpet player running around in your backyard? A: Stop laughing, and shoot again! Q: How do you get a trumpet player out of a tree? A: Cut the noose. Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a trumpet player? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching! Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: What’s the first thing a trumpet player says at…